Youth speaker in sacrament meeting: You’re never too old or too fat to repent.
Overheard by: Pillsbury D. Boy
Youth speaker in sacrament meeting: You’re never too old or too fat to repent.
Overheard by: Pillsbury D. Boy
Girl speaking about her mother on Mother’s Day: She’s not afraid to be the bad guy and tie Annie to her high chair to stop her from biting everybody.
Overheard by: Kaitlin
Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man.
Overheard by: Scotland YW
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16-year-old Investigator: Why are all the Mormon missionaries so hot?
YW President: They send the ugly ones on foreign missions.
Overheard by: Wait… I went to Brazil!
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Seminary teacher: Sometimes Satan deceives us.
Seminary student: Stupid Satan.
Overheard by: Mortal Life
Seen in a BYU mission prep class essay: I want to take the Gospel to the Genitals.
Overheard by: Already Converted
13-year-old in testimony meeting: I went to the Titanic exhibit at the museum a while ago and it inspired me to write a song. I pretty much finished it yesterday, but I need to write the notes, which will pretty much take me a while. The Church is true, amen.
Overheard by: At-least-he-didn’t-sketch-a-picture