Girl: Wait, Jesus teleported when the disciples walked on water? Can they do that now!?
Boy: Of course, haven’t you heard of project teleport! It’s all over the news. They have done it for like years—but they have human rights issues and everything. But yeah, they do teleport people now.
Girl: are you serious!?
Boy: Of course I still can’t believe you hadn’t heard of it!
Girl: Oh. Okay, sorry.
Overheard by: Miss Daisy
Beehive: It’s weird because in Utah everyone is Mormon, but here, everyone is lesbian.
Beehive’s sister: LUTHERAN! Not lesbian! You’ve got to stop mixing those two up!
Overheard by: Nikup
18-year-old YW on Mother’s Day: Well… I’m kind of not so excited to be in Relief Society. It’s not that I don’t like you as people. Each of them are really cool and they are great individuals but all together as a whole, well, you’re scary. Really.
Overheard by: Gizmo
YW President: Have you all ever felt a burning in your bosom as it said in the scripture?
Young women: [chuckles]
YW President: Do you know what a bosom is?
Young women: Your butt?
Overheard by: My bosoms are burning!
A first time dater dad while meeting the young man at the door: Go on honey, tell him what I taught you!
16-year-old on her first date: Mosiah 13:3 – Touch me not, for God shall smite you if ye lay your hands upon me,
Dad: Do you understand the implications of that scripture son?
Young man: Very much sir.
Dad: Dont call me sir, too formal son.
Young man: Sorry ma’am. Er… Sorry, no disrespect bro. Does bro work, sir? Whoops, sorry.
Dad: take my daughter and leave son, you passed.
Overheard by: Handsfree
LDS girl: Have you touched his elbow yet?
Overheard by: Danny
YW leader during pj’s at girls camp: I love what me and my husband do, and kissing is not bad. In fact, I love what kissing leads to!
Overheard by: Ohmygosh!
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