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Advantage For Skinny Young Sinners

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 10, 2010
Children, General, Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / 1 Comment

Youth speaker in sacrament meeting: You’re never too old or too fat to repent.

Overheard by: Pillsbury D. Boy

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A Mother’s Love

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 28, 2010
Children, General, YSA, Young Men / Young Women / 2 Comments

Girl speaking about her mother on Mother’s Day: She’s not afraid to be the bad guy and tie Annie to her high chair to stop her from biting everybody.

Overheard by: Kaitlin

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Freudian?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 04, 2010
General, Young Men / Young Women / 3 Comments

Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man.

Overheard by: Scotland YW

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Make-A-Title

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 28, 2010
General, Missionaries, Young Men / Young Women / 13 Comments

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16-year-old Investigator: Why are all the Mormon missionaries so hot?
YW President: They send the ugly ones on foreign missions.

Overheard by: Wait… I went to Brazil!

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Make-A-Title

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 03, 2009
General, YSA, Young Men / Young Women / 3 Comments

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Seminary teacher: Sometimes Satan deceives us.
Seminary student: Stupid Satan.

Overheard by: Mortal Life

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Where Did You Serve Your Mission?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on August 29, 2009
General, Missionaries, YSA, Young Men / Young Women / 2 Comments

Seen in a BYU mission prep class essay: I want to take the Gospel to the Genitals.

Overheard by: Already Converted

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My Heart Will Go On

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on August 18, 2009
General, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments

13-year-old in testimony meeting: I went to the Titanic exhibit at the museum a while ago and it inspired me to write a song. I pretty much finished it yesterday, but I need to write the notes, which will pretty much take me a while. The Church is true, amen.

Overheard by: At-least-he-didn’t-sketch-a-picture

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