Overheard In The Ward

Course 15-17  Sunday School Teacher: What was the last plague of Moses?
Student: The bubonic plague!

Overheard by: Brother Death

Young mother speaking on Mother’s Day in Sacrament meeting: I don’t remember my mother ever yelling at us as kids, although she says she did.
Member of congregation: Typical kid… just wasn’t listening!

Overheard by: What?

Non-BYU student: What’s so special about BYU?
BYU student: We don’t have to worry about whose underwear is in our bed when we wake up in the morning

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BYU coed 1: Why does life have to be so hard?
BYU coed 2: I wish I knew.
BYU coed 1: I do. It’s the Plan of Salvation. We’re supposed to be tested.
BYU coed 2: Well, then can I be tested with a little more money?

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Student ward Bishop: What do you know, Stephanie?
Stephanie: Not much, but I’m working on it.

Overheard by: Stephanie

BYU coed 1: I hugged Kirby Heyborne!
BYU coed 2: Ooh! Ooh! Hug me! Maybe it will rub off!

Overheard by: Its-a-singles-ward-thing

BYU student: It’s the end of the world! God decided it was too wicked to be burned, so He decided to bury it in snow!

Overheard by: UTweathersux

Female seminary student: I thought only men could be sent to outer darkness, since they hold the priesthood, and it only mentions Sons Of Perdition.
Seminary teacher: Well, it wouldn’t be hell without women!

Oveheard by: Thaddeus

Single sister at microphone after being given a lei: Thanks. It’s been a while since I’ve been lei’ed.

Overheard by: SLC Singles Ward