Overheard In The Ward

BYU girl: I’ve been creeper lovin on him for two weeks now and he has yet to ask me out.

Overheard by: Nicole

BYU girl at table: Can I make a special request that we stop reading wedding vows at the study table?

Overheard by: I promise to eat everything on my plate…

YSA teacher: Where do we all come from?
Class: [silence]
YSA teacher: Where do you come from?
YSA class member: Well, I was born in the US but my parents are from Mexico…

Overheard by: The Wuera

YSA sunday school teacher: So, who died for us?
Class: [silence]
YSA teacher: Really?!

Overheard by: The Wuera

BYU Coed: If I don’t hear from a guy after two weeks, I assume he got married.

Overheard by: Lisa

YSA Bishop: I would love to offer you my services… as a matchmaker. Even if you’ve gotten to the point where you’re tired of dating and want to just skip the whole dating process. Then, you can bring me your names, boys and girls, and I’ll just pair you up. I promise I’ll do a good job.

Overheard by: Bishop Yenta

YSA girl: I can’t wait until I get married so I can let myself go.

Overheard by: Yoshi