Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man.
Overheard by: Scotland YW
YSA
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 19, 2010
General, Sacrament Meeting, Singles, YSA / 3 Comments
General, Sacrament Meeting, Singles, YSA / 3 Comments
YSA girl: Where are you from?
YSA girl #2: I’m from Vermont.
YSA girl: Oh, where in Canada is that?
Overheard by: Courtney - BYU-Idaho sacrament meeting
EQ president: Will there be any fun activities at FHE tomorrow?
FHE Coordinator: Yes! I can’t give details, but we’re doing a game called Chinese Dragon. It’ll be fun!
EQ president: Will there be fire?
FHE Coordinator: No … No fire. There’ll be bananas though, does that count?
EQ president after a few seconds of silence: No. Okay, moving on..
Overheard by: Nickster
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on January 19, 2010
General, Singles, Sunday School, YSA / 3 Comments
General, Singles, Sunday School, YSA / 3 Comments
Sunday school teacher in a YSA ward: You have a comment Brother Johnson?
YSA brother: Oh. No. Sorry, I was just airing out my pits.
Overheard by: Antiperspirant
Sunday School Teacher in YSA ward: Does anyone have announcements?
Guy: I just became a nephew yesterday! Oh wait…
Overheard by: Nursing Home Loving
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BYU singles ward girl bearing her testimony and starting to cry: I don’t know why I’m crying… and it’s not even that time of the month!
Overheard by: I love you all. Wait, I hate you all.
Single girl bearing testimony: Well, I wasn’t going to bear my testimony, but i know that we all get extra blessings if we bear our testimonies. And I know each time I do, my future husband will be that much hotter… like Jacob Black status.
Overheard by: Bell Ehh
