Overheard In The Ward

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Seminary Teacher: Who were the three young men cast into the firey furnace?
Student: Shadrach, Meshach and… Radio Shack.

Overheard by: Abednego

Bishop at New Year’s Eve youth activity: What’s the matter?
14-year-old Nick: I have tight pants.

Overheard by: Pins and Needles

Sister Dalton, during the Young Women’s General Broadcast: I know all the boy secrets! Tonight my sons have given me permission to reveal one of those secrets to you.
Madison: [leans forward in anticipation]
Sister Dalton: It is this… virtuous young men are attracted to virtuous young women.
Madison: I knew that!

Overheard by: Not-so-secret

Pre-Teen in testimony meeting: The church is true, etcetera, etcetera.

Overheard by: Jennifer

Primary President:  Well, we were going to meet on the stage…
High Priest Group Leader: We’ll move.
Elders Quorum President: Yeah, they can sleep anywhere.

Overheard by: Stephsterr, The YW Prez

Son to mother eating Turkey Tenders Turkey Jerky: Mom, are you are going to eat that?
Mother: Sure… why not?
Son: …
Mother: What do you think Turkey Tenders are?
Son Pointing at his Tenders: These?

Overheard by: Air In And He

YMP in ward council: Fine! From now on we’re only going to use organic whole wheat bread for the sacrament.

Overheard by: Sister Hullfoods