Boy scout: Hey…
Boy scout #2: What?
Boy scout: You have free agency to suck!
Overheard by: Hamburger Helper
Boy scout: Hey…
Boy scout #2: What?
Boy scout: You have free agency to suck!
Overheard by: Hamburger Helper
LDS girl: Have you touched his elbow yet?
Overheard by: Danny
YW leader during pj’s at girls camp: I love what me and my husband do, and kissing is not bad. In fact, I love what kissing leads to!
Overheard by: Ohmygosh!
Young man bearing his testimony about missionary work: The spirit was so strong it was like a nuclear bomb was going off in my heart.
Overheard by: HG Manhattan Project
YM referring to ward clerk: What is the name of the guy who walks around checking who is singing?
Overheard by: Sister A. Cappella
YM in priests quorum: Have you been baptized?
YM #2: What?
YM: By Jimmersion!
Overheard by: Brother Fredette
YW conducting opening exercises: We will now sing Choose The Right Hymn on page 239
Overheard by: Hymntastic