YM

Free Agency Insults

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 10, 2011
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Boy scout: Hey…
Boy scout #2: What?
Boy scout: You have free agency to suck!

Overheard by: Hamburger Helper

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Getting To Second Base

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 06, 2011
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LDS girl: Have you touched his elbow yet?

Overheard by: Danny

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Timing

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 03, 2011
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YW leader during pj’s at girls camp: I love what me and my husband do, and kissing is not bad. In fact, I love what kissing leads to!

Overheard by: Ohmygosh!

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Spiritual Fusion Reactions

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 03, 2011
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Young man bearing his testimony about missionary work: The spirit was so strong it was like a nuclear bomb was going off in my heart.

Overheard by: HG Manhattan Project

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Non-Singers Will Be Flogged

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 22, 2011
General, Young Men / Young Women / 1 Comment

YM referring to ward clerk: What is the name of the guy who walks around checking who is singing?

Overheard by: Sister A. Cappella

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March Madness Baptisms

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 17, 2011
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YM in priests quorum: Have you been baptized?
YM #2: What?
YM: By Jimmersion!

Overheard by: Brother Fredette

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I Can’t Read My Notes

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 13, 2010
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YW conducting opening exercises: We will now sing Choose The Right Hymn on page 239

Overheard by: Hymntastic

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