Overheard In The Ward

17-year-old YM: Will you go get 5 sets of The Bible? We need them for class.
16-year-old YM: The Bilbe? We don’t beleve in the Bible.
17-year-old YM: Umm… Yeah we do…
16-year-old YM: we do?

Overheard by: I’m still growing a foot or two…

Bishop: So I can never remember the names of all these different styles kids have now a days—so I make myself little reminders. Like when I see an emo kid I say, “I just found an emo!” You know like nemo, without the n!

Overheard by: Just Keep Swimming

A first time dater dad while meeting the young man at the door: Go on honey, tell him what I taught you!
16-year-old on her first date: Mosiah 13:3 – Touch me not, for God shall smite you if ye lay your hands upon me,
Dad: Do you understand the implications of that scripture son?
Young man: Very much sir.
Dad: Dont call me sir, too formal son.
Young man: Sorry ma’am. Er… Sorry, no disrespect bro. Does bro work, sir? Whoops, sorry.
Dad: take my daughter and leave son, you passed.

Overheard by: Handsfree

Sunday school teacher: How did Joseph Smith die?
YM: He got drive-by’d

Overheard by: Kale

Boy scout: Hey…
Boy scout #2: What?
Boy scout: You have free agency to suck!

Overheard by: Hamburger Helper

LDS girl: Have you touched his elbow yet?

Overheard by: Danny

YW leader during pj’s at girls camp: I love what me and my husband do, and kissing is not bad. In fact, I love what kissing leads to!

Overheard by: Ohmygosh!