Young woman flipping through her Personal Progress book: Shoot! I lost my virtue.
Overheard by: Flipping Pages
Young woman flipping through her Personal Progress book: Shoot! I lost my virtue.
Overheard by: Flipping Pages
Mia maid: I have a hard time saying I love you to my sister because it shows weakness.
Overheard by: Stick It Sis
Member of a stake presidency who was just released to become Stake Young Men’s president: We will have a scouting program that will surpass none!
Overheard by: Granger
Bishopric Councilor: The deacons will have their opening exorcism… er exercises in the multi purpose room.
Overheard by: Mickell
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Seminary teacher: Sometimes Satan deceives us.
Seminary student: Stupid Satan.
Overheard by: Mortal Life
Young woman tearfully bearing testimony: I am so thankful to be in this ward. I love ya’ll so much. There isn’t anything in this world I love more. Well, except Momma’s pork chops.
Overheard by: Chanin Mauery
Priest reading from the New Testament in class: Simon, whose username was Peter… wait…
Overheard by: BYUFreshWOman