Girl: Wait, Jesus teleported when the disciples walked on water? Can they do that now!?
Boy: Of course, haven’t you heard of project teleport! It’s all over the news. They have done it for like years—but they have human rights issues and everything. But yeah, they do teleport people now.
Girl: are you serious!?
Boy: Of course I still can’t believe you hadn’t heard of it!
Girl: Oh. Okay, sorry.
Overheard by: Miss Daisy
Non-member boy to YM: Haha, your a Mormon.
YM: Yeah… and we believe in the laying on of hands. [hits other boy]
Overheard by: Prophecies and Promises
YM Leader to young man: I want you to know that you don’t need drugs or alcohol to have a good time… all you need is gunpowder.
Overheard by: Salt Peter
17-year-old YM: Will you go get 5 sets of The Bible? We need them for class.
16-year-old YM: The Bilbe? We don’t beleve in the Bible.
17-year-old YM: Umm… Yeah we do…
16-year-old YM: we do?
Overheard by: I’m still growing a foot or two…
Bishop: So I can never remember the names of all these different styles kids have now a days—so I make myself little reminders. Like when I see an emo kid I say, “I just found an emo!” You know like nemo, without the n!
Overheard by: Just Keep Swimming
A first time dater dad while meeting the young man at the door: Go on honey, tell him what I taught you!
16-year-old on her first date: Mosiah 13:3 – Touch me not, for God shall smite you if ye lay your hands upon me,
Dad: Do you understand the implications of that scripture son?
Young man: Very much sir.
Dad: Dont call me sir, too formal son.
Young man: Sorry ma’am. Er… Sorry, no disrespect bro. Does bro work, sir? Whoops, sorry.
Dad: take my daughter and leave son, you passed.
Overheard by: Handsfree
Sunday school teacher: How did Joseph Smith die?
YM: He got drive-by’d
Overheard by: Kale
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