YM from pulpit on fast sunday: You know how little kids get up and say ‘I would like to burry my testimony’? Well, today, I really would like to bury my testimony. I want to dig a hole and burry it.
Overheard by: Whitney
YM
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on May 24, 2012
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 30, 2012
Relief Society, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Relief Society, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
17-soon to be 18- year old Laurel: I can’t wait until im in Relief Society. I’m sick of having to communicate with youngsters. Those women will understand me.
Overheard by: S. Hocked
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 20, 2012
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
YM over the pulpit at a stake fireside: And I know that our leaders are usually right. They screw up sometimes too.
Overheard by: Bailey
YM Girl 1: We should all bear our testimonies next week!
YM Girl 2: You’re not my friend anymore.
Overheard by: Easy Come, Easy Go
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on January 31, 2012
Sunday School, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Sunday School, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Girl: Wait, Jesus teleported when the disciples walked on water? Can they do that now!?
Boy: Of course, haven’t you heard of project teleport! It’s all over the news. They have done it for like years—but they have human rights issues and everything. But yeah, they do teleport people now.
Girl: are you serious!?
Boy: Of course I still can’t believe you hadn’t heard of it!
Girl: Oh. Okay, sorry.
Overheard by: Miss Daisy
Non-member boy to YM: Haha, your a Mormon.
YM: Yeah… and we believe in the laying on of hands. [hits other boy]
Overheard by: Prophecies and Promises
YM Leader to young man: I want you to know that you don’t need drugs or alcohol to have a good time… all you need is gunpowder.
Overheard by: Salt Peter
