Pregnant woman bearing testimony of her yet-to-be-born-child: …and he has a [edit] the size of Texas! …I’m so grateful that my son will be so well endowed.
Overheard by: JMadsen
WoW
5-year-old on Front Row in Sacrament Meeting: Mommy, the Bishop is smoking a cigarette, he is going to get cancer and die, but he won’t go to Heaven because Heavenly Father has told us to not smoke.
Mother: Honey, it’s just a white pen.
5-year-old: No, he is smoking!
Overheard by: Janene
GDT: Has anyone here had a recent experience of being healed by the Priesthood?
Sister: One of my dogs got sick and so I made the Elders give him a blessing
GDT: [trying to salvage the situation] Was he healed?
Sister: He was doing fine until the man down at the filling station shot him.
Overheard by: Kerry
Non-Member: Does your church serve the little pieces of toast and the water shots?
Member: Umm… sure.
Overheard by: PeanutButter
BYU Idaho Humanities teacher: They play that music piece on a great beer commercial… But I can’t show it to you… because it’s beer… (slightly mumbled) beer is bad.
Overheard by: Merrily We Skip Along
