Primary teacher teaching about the word of wisdom: What’s this a picture of?
Class: Fish!!
Primary child #1:Oh, I love fish!
Primary child #2:Me too! It has chicken on the inside!
Overheard by: Carta
WoW
BYU Book of Mormon teacher at the end of class: Anyway, stick that in your spiritual pipes and smoke it until next time.
Overheard by: Jayde
BYU girl: It’s my twenty-first birthday!
Random passer-by: You should go buy alcohol and dump it all out!
Overheard by: Diet Coke Drunk
Girl: Oh sure. Tea and crumpets.
Boy: Crumpets? What are crumpets?! You bring the crumpets!
Overheard by: Officer Krupke
Primary teacher: What are some bad things that you should not put in your body?
Child: grass!
Child #2: rocks!
Child #3: mulch!
Overheard by: Nature Lover
Music leader teaching Beautiful Savior: The first line is fair is the sun shines. [holds up a picture of the moon] Who can guess the next line? Fairer the…
CTR 5 girl: Moonshine?
Overheard by: Kentucky Elder
Middle-aged Guinness Stout fan to LDS friend: I know you aren’t a drinker but you have to taste this. You don’t have to drink it—just suck the head off. It tastes like a marshmallow!
Overheard by: Cold Caffeine Addict
