Overheard In The Ward

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BYU singles ward girl bearing her testimony and starting to cry: I don’t know why I’m crying… and it’s not even that time of the month!

Overheard by: I love you all. Wait, I hate you all.

Sister bearing testimony: Thank you for the comfort and service that you provided my father before his death. He was a wonder, strong, and healthy man who never spent time in bed his whole life except for the week that he died. Well, except for the time when he went on his honeymoon and he spent a lot of time in bed then.

Overheard by: Lucy

Sister Doe #1: Your shirt is very cute. I have one very similar.
Sister Doe #2: Did you get yours from “Victoria’s Secret?”
Sister Doe #1: No, from “New York and Company.”
Sister Doe #2: Yeah, I never used to shop there because I never used to wear a bra, but I got new boobs, so it’s kind of fun!
Sister Doe #1: Well, um, congrats!
Sister Doe #2: Yeah, it might be TMI, but I’m not ashamed! I love my new boobs! They’re so perky and big now!
Sister Doe #1: That’s great! Your husband must be very happy. Want to share my hymnbook?

Overheard by: Good To Know

Testimony Meeting – Brother Grateful: My wife is a great lover…

Overheard by: Didn’t Need to Know That