Overheard In The Ward

During fast and testimony meeting, from the pulpit: And I don’t know how many of you women are going through the change, but I’m always hot or cold…

Overheard by: Hot Flash

 4-year-old boy bearing testimony: I’m so glad Daddy gave Mommy a special hug so my sister and I could be born.

Overheard by: BearHug

Boy bearing testimony: I am so thankful for being LSD. It realy helps you through the trials… Oh! I mean LDS.

Overheard by: Emma

Sister bearing testimony: I’m going to miss living here. In fact I’m going to miss it so much I’ve written a poem I’d like to share…

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

Sister bearing testimony: I’m so grateful for my adopted parents, they raised me well and I know that I’ll always love them more than my real mother. I don’t care who she is because she didn’t want me so I don’t want her. I’ll never want her….

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

Boy bearing testimony: I’m thankful for my mom because she is so cool she let us eat doughnuts and chocolate milk for breakfast this morning.

Overheard by: Kirstin

Boy bearing testimony: I’m thankful for Church and that we are all here today because if we weren’t here… ummm… we might be out robbing a casino or something.

Overheard by: Kirstin