Boy: Come with me to do my testimony.
Girl: No… Sit down.
Boy: ****HEAD!
[Grandma grabs boy and drags toward door]
Boy: Don’t beat me!!
Overheard by: Brother Chris F****
testimony
Little Girl at Pulpit: I love my family. I know the Church is true. I know that President Clinton is a true prophet.
Overheard by: Johnny Lingo
Testimony:That’s when I learned that firearms and alcohol don’t mix…
Overheard by: UTMomof5
Testimony: Some people will tell you that there are no such things as UFO’s but I know they are real… There are UFO’s… I have seen them! One followed me with a great circle of light, out in the desert!
Overheard by: Rose Well
Testimony Meeting – Member: I’d like to bear my testimony about the great man that was Pat Tillman…
Overheard by: Honey, who’s that?
Testimony Meeting – Ward Widow: I am so grateful for my deceased husband because he insisted twenty years ago that we get air conditioning.
Overheard by: Single and Overheated
Testimony Meeting – Brother Grateful: My wife is a great lover…
Overheard by: Didn’t Need to Know That
