YM from pulpit on fast sunday: You know how little kids get up and say ‘I would like to burry my testimony’? Well, today, I really would like to bury my testimony. I want to dig a hole and burry it.
Overheard by: Whitney
YM from pulpit on fast sunday: You know how little kids get up and say ‘I would like to burry my testimony’? Well, today, I really would like to bury my testimony. I want to dig a hole and burry it.
Overheard by: Whitney
YM Girl 1: We should all bear our testimonies next week!
YM Girl 2: You’re not my friend anymore.
Overheard by: Easy Come, Easy Go
Brother bearing testimony in sacrament meeting: And sometimes, I am a stupid man.
4-year-old: He can’t say that. Mommy will send him to his room.
Overheard by: Wash Your Mouth Out
5-year-old bearing testimony: Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day… Oh wait.
Overheard by: Prayerimony
Boy giving testimony: …and I know Thomas Jefferson is a true prophet of god.
Overheard by: North Pole Ward, AK
11-year-old boy bearing testimony about testimonies: A testimony is like legos. You spend a long time building it up, just so your little brother can come and knock it down.
Overheard by: Building Block Head
Young man bearing his testimony about missionary work: The spirit was so strong it was like a nuclear bomb was going off in my heart.
Overheard by: HG Manhattan Project