5-year-old boy bearing testimony: I just want to say that I’m so proud of my family because they’ve stopped saying the F-word.
5-year-old’s dad gets up later: Just so you know, the F-word is “fart.”
Overheard by: Tash
testimony
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 21, 2010
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
Sister bearing testimony: I used to pray that my family and I would all die in the night.
Overheard by: Therapy And Medication
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 17, 2010
Children, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Child bearing his testimony: I know that this church is true…and that Joseph Smith lived in a log cabin and transformed the Book of Mormon. In the name of Jesus Christ Amen.
Overheard by: Smiling Sister
Sister bearing testimony: I promise to ‘forsake anger and cease from wrath’ when I, uh, have those hormonal urges from time to time.
Overheard by: Monthly Visitor
Brother bearing testimony: I wish that there was a Mormon Church for Native Americans so that I could be the bishop.
Same guy next testimony meeting : I’ve decided that I’m not going to come to church anymore since there is nothing here for me.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Sister bearing testimony in RS: I know that Elder Bednar says that we can choose whether or not to be offended. But you know what? I choose to be offended!
Overheard by: And I’m No Taking Casseroles to Anyone!
Single guy at BYU singles ward testimony meeting: This ward ceases to amaze me.
Overheard by: ldsjaneite
