Brother bearing testimony in sacrament meeting: And sometimes, I am a stupid man.
4-year-old: He can’t say that. Mommy will send him to his room.
Overheard by: Wash Your Mouth Out
testimony
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on May 09, 2011
Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
5-year-old bearing testimony: Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day… Oh wait.
Overheard by: Prayerimony
Boy giving testimony: …and I know Thomas Jefferson is a true prophet of god.
Overheard by: North Pole Ward, AK
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 21, 2011
Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
11-year-old boy bearing testimony about testimonies: A testimony is like legos. You spend a long time building it up, just so your little brother can come and knock it down.
Overheard by: Building Block Head
Young man bearing his testimony about missionary work: The spirit was so strong it was like a nuclear bomb was going off in my heart.
Overheard by: HG Manhattan Project
Young boy as a sister finishes a heart felt testimony: Well, that wasn’t very good!
Overheard by: Brother Simon Cowell
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 09, 2010
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Ward member bearing his testimony: … but sometimes I a am a stupid man.
Sunbeam: He can’t say stupid. My mom will make him go to his room.
Overheard by: Grounded Again
