Member #1: I haven’t been to the temple in a while mostly because I’m fat.
Member #2: Umm.. Oh.
Member #1: I swear those chairs and changing rooms keep getting smaller and smaller.
Overheard by: The Pastry Chef
Temples
EQ Instructor: My wife loves the temple… She really does. Last week we went and when we got home… all I can say is that it was like a second honeymoon.
Overheard by: TempleForeplay
Primary President: What do you know about Temples?
CTR girl: I’ve heard that they’re so clean you could eat off the floor.
PP: Well, they are buildings that are kept really clean. But do you know another way Temples are clean?
CTR girl: The bathrooms!
Overheard by: Angie
