Temples

Moroni Gymnastics

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 02, 2009
Children, Primary, Temples / No Comments

4 -year-old scrutinizing the Angel Moroni on the temple spire: I wouldn’t stand on a ball so good.

Overheard by: Mary Lou

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Colonoscopy and Temples

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 28, 2009
General, Relief Society, Temples / 1 Comment

Bishop’s wife about the temple: I just really appreciate the opportunity to enter such a beautiful orifice.

Overheard by: lfarknagel

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The Line Starts To The Left

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 27, 2009
General, Temples, YSA / 3 Comments

BYU-Idaho planning and construction facilitator explaining the plans for the new auditorium: There will be a beautiful view of the temple from one window of the lobby… Marriage proposals will be scheduled in advance to prevent confusion.

Overheard by: He Isn’t Kidding

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She Has Better Teeth

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 24, 2008
Elders, General / 7 Comments

Elder: I totally think the blond Eve is hotter than the brunette Eve…

Overheard by: Doster

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I Couldn’t See a Thing

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 24, 2008
General / 1 Comment

Veil worker #1: I totally just screwed up.
Veil worker #2: What happened?
Veil worker #1: I thought her head was her shoulder.

Overheard by: Tiny Tim

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Chalupa Claims Another One

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on August 03, 2008
Uncategorized / No Comments

Member #1: I haven’t been to the temple in a while mostly because I’m fat.
Member #2: Umm.. Oh.
Member #1: I swear those chairs and changing rooms keep getting smaller and smaller.

Overheard by: The Pastry Chef

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The Blessings of the Temple

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on August 03, 2008
Uncategorized / 6 Comments

EQ Instructor: My wife loves the temple… She really does. Last week we went and when we got home… all I can say is that it was like a second honeymoon.

Overheard by: TempleForeplay

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