4 -year-old scrutinizing the Angel Moroni on the temple spire: I wouldn’t stand on a ball so good.
Overheard by: Mary Lou
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Bishop’s wife about the temple: I just really appreciate the opportunity to enter such a beautiful orifice.
Overheard by: lfarknagel
BYU-Idaho planning and construction facilitator explaining the plans for the new auditorium: There will be a beautiful view of the temple from one window of the lobby… Marriage proposals will be scheduled in advance to prevent confusion.
Overheard by: He Isn’t Kidding
Elder: I totally think the blond Eve is hotter than the brunette Eve…
Overheard by: Doster
Veil worker #1: I totally just screwed up.
Veil worker #2: What happened?
Veil worker #1: I thought her head was her shoulder.
Overheard by: Tiny Tim
Member #1: I haven’t been to the temple in a while mostly because I’m fat.
Member #2: Umm.. Oh.
Member #1: I swear those chairs and changing rooms keep getting smaller and smaller.
Overheard by: The Pastry Chef
EQ Instructor: My wife loves the temple… She really does. Last week we went and when we got home… all I can say is that it was like a second honeymoon.
Overheard by: TempleForeplay
