Excited 3-year-old seeing the Salt Lake City temple for the first time: Mom! Does President Monson live in that castle?
Mom: Honey, it’s not a castle, it’s the temple.
3-year-old: The temple!?! How come it’s so awesome?
Overheard by: Dede Bessey
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Sealer after a cell phone goes off in a temple sealing ceremony: Tell them we are busy.
Overheard by: MoTab Ringtones
YSA woman #1 leaving Denny’s after a temple trip: Oh well. Who needs men?
YSA woman #2: Apparently we don’t, since we’re all single.
YSA woman #3: *burrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!*
YSA woman #2: See? Exactly.
Overheard by: All The Single Ladies
5-year-old girl: Grandpa, Heavenly Father wants me to get married in the temple, right?
Grandpa: Yes, that’s right.
5-year-old girl: …and Satan, he wants us to get married at Chuck-A-Rama, doesn’t he?
Overheard by: ClistyB
(Chuck-A-Rama – An all-you-can-eat-buffet, much like Hometown buffet, etc.)
Older temple worker in the baptistry: Oh you know… I’m still the same. Old, fat and sassy.
Overheard by: dressed in white
