Teacher: So, now can anyone tell me what fasting is about?
Valiant 6 Child: Yeah, I know! It is like on Sunday when your Mommy is yelling and you are getting dressed and you have to go fast and Dad is in trouble but you are fasting to church…
Overheard by: Brittany
GDT: Has anyone here had a recent experience of being healed by the Priesthood?
Sister: One of my dogs got sick and so I made the Elders give him a blessing
GDT: [trying to salvage the situation] Was he healed?
Sister: He was doing fine until the man down at the filling station shot him.
Overheard by: Kerry
R.S. Teacher: What are some ways that Satan has used modern transportation for his purposes?
Woman in class: Ever heard of the mile-high club?!
Overheard by: turleybenson
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