Teacher: When you turn 12 you will get the Aaronic Priesthood.
CTR 5 boy: Does that mean I can use The Force?
Overheard by: Jessie T.
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Sunday school teacher: Who here has seen Avatar? Ok, if you have then it’s kind of like this… Satan wants to use us as his avatar!
Class nodding heads in agreement: Ahhh
Overheard by: James C.
CTR 7 teacher: It’s like Sex and the City, but with CTR 7s.
Overheard by: Carrie
Very Open EQ Teacher: I read an LDS book about intimacy and it says we should give thanks for the gift of intimacy. I’d like to bear my testimony that I know sex is not just for populating the earth. I know this from the last few months doing it with my wife.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
EQ Instructor: My wife loves the temple… She really does. Last week we went and when we got home… all I can say is that it was like a second honeymoon.
Overheard by: TempleForeplay
Sunbeam teacher: When we lived in heaven with Heavenly Father we were spirits, and when we came to earth, Heavenly Father gave us our bodies.
Sunbeam: Yeah, and I’m big and SEXY!”
Overheard by: The Sunbeam Herder
Teacher: So, now can anyone tell me what fasting is about?
Valiant 6 Child: Yeah, I know! It is like on Sunday when your Mommy is yelling and you are getting dressed and you have to go fast and Dad is in trouble but you are fasting to church…
Overheard by: Brittany
