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Given A Voice

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 10, 2011
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Teacher, holding a picture of a baby being blessed: Who is the person praying in this picture?
Sunbeam: The baby!
Teacher: The baby is praying in this picture? What is the baby saying?
Sunbeam: “Help me!”

Overheard by: Morgen

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Aaronic Jedi

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on August 17, 2010
Children, Primary / No Comments

Teacher: When you turn 12 you will get the Aaronic Priesthood.
CTR 5 boy: Does that mean I can use The Force?

Overheard by: Jessie T.

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Avatar Parable

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 02, 2010
General, Sunday School / No Comments

Sunday school teacher: Who here has seen Avatar? Ok, if you have then it’s kind of like this… Satan wants to use us as his avatar!
Class nodding heads in agreement: Ahhh

Overheard by: James C.

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Primary Drama

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 23, 2010
Children, Primary / 6 Comments

CTR 7 teacher: It’s like Sex and the City, but with CTR 7s.

Overheard by: Carrie

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I Know That Lingerie Is a Gift From Above

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on September 18, 2008
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Very Open EQ Teacher: I read an LDS book about intimacy and it says we should give thanks for the gift of intimacy. I’d like to bear my testimony that I know sex is not just for populating the earth. I know this from the last few months doing it with my wife.

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

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The Blessings of the Temple

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on August 03, 2008
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EQ Instructor: My wife loves the temple… She really does. Last week we went and when we got home… all I can say is that it was like a second honeymoon.

Overheard by: TempleForeplay

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Just imagine what I’ll look like in the resurrection

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 25, 2008
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Sunbeam teacher: When we lived in heaven with Heavenly Father we were spirits, and when we came to earth, Heavenly Father gave us our bodies.
Sunbeam: Yeah, and I’m big and SEXY!”

Overheard by: The Sunbeam Herder

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