Teacher, holding a picture of a baby being blessed: Who is the person praying in this picture?
Sunbeam: The baby!
Teacher: The baby is praying in this picture? What is the baby saying?
Sunbeam: “Help me!”
Overheard by: Morgen
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Teacher: When you turn 12 you will get the Aaronic Priesthood.
CTR 5 boy: Does that mean I can use The Force?
Overheard by: Jessie T.
Sunday school teacher: Who here has seen Avatar? Ok, if you have then it’s kind of like this… Satan wants to use us as his avatar!
Class nodding heads in agreement: Ahhh
Overheard by: James C.
CTR 7 teacher: It’s like Sex and the City, but with CTR 7s.
Overheard by: Carrie
Very Open EQ Teacher: I read an LDS book about intimacy and it says we should give thanks for the gift of intimacy. I’d like to bear my testimony that I know sex is not just for populating the earth. I know this from the last few months doing it with my wife.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
EQ Instructor: My wife loves the temple… She really does. Last week we went and when we got home… all I can say is that it was like a second honeymoon.
Overheard by: TempleForeplay
Sunbeam teacher: When we lived in heaven with Heavenly Father we were spirits, and when we came to earth, Heavenly Father gave us our bodies.
Sunbeam: Yeah, and I’m big and SEXY!”
Overheard by: The Sunbeam Herder
