Older gentleman beginning his talk after a music number where the singers accidentally sang the second verse twice and had to go back and correct themselves: Well, that was going really well… until the song.
Overheard by: MommaT
talks
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on December 29, 2009
General, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting / 4 Comments
General, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting / 4 Comments
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on September 04, 2009
General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
Bishop, holding up iPhone during Sacrament Meeting: …and this is the further light and knowledge I wish to share with you…
Overheard by: Kate
A rather shaggy-headed young man, starting his talk: First of all I’d like to apologize for my voice, and also for my lack of motivation to do my hair . . .
Overheard by: Kate
CTR boy giving a talk in Primary: I’m going to read a poem called “My Internal Family”.
Overheard by: Cramped
Guy giving Father’s Day talk in Las Vegas sacrament meeting: I asked my son what fathers meant to him and he said, ‘Farts.’ Most of you can’t believe I squeezed that in. Better than ‘out.’
Overheard by: Melody
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on January 29, 2009
General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Second Counselor introducing a family to speak in sacrament meeting: When I shook Sister Johnson’s hand, I noticed that I could that I could feel her heartbeat. [turning to Sister Johnson] Don’t worry, your heart will stop beating soon.
Overheard by: Sheets
Father prompting 4-year-olds talk: And it came to pass…
4-year-old: And it came to pass.. [giggle] …pass gas?
Overheard by: Karena
