Talk in sacrament meeting: I want to apologize in advance because when I get nervous, my feet get all wet and my mouth gets dry. So, if you see me sticking my foot in my mouth, it just means im nervous.
Overheard by: Hoof Breath
Talk in sacrament meeting: I want to apologize in advance because when I get nervous, my feet get all wet and my mouth gets dry. So, if you see me sticking my foot in my mouth, it just means im nervous.
Overheard by: Hoof Breath
Deacon giving Mother’s Day talk in Sacrament talk: I searched the Internet to find the origins of Mother’s day. I found 4 different versions. I didn’t know which one was true, so I just picked the one I like the best.
Overheard by: HIStory
Deacon speaking in sacrament meeting: Do you think anyone would go on a mission if they just lived with their dads?
Overheard by: MuffledTitters
20-something married guy while giving a talk: My wife and I have been married for a couple of years. We’ve been trying to have a baby. It’s been really fun!
Overheard by: Jessica
Sacrament meeting talk: I don’t like to bring up politics in church, but last year in the Republican Cactus…
Overheard by: Tony Brown
Sister giving a talk on the Word of Wisdom: It’s against my religion to drink liquid.
Overheard by: Lime Jello Shots with Carrot