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Foot In Mouth

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 22, 2011
General, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

Talk in sacrament meeting: I want to apologize in advance because when I get nervous, my feet get all wet and my mouth gets dry. So, if you see me sticking my foot in my mouth, it just means im nervous.

Overheard by: Hoof Breath

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If I Like It, It’s True

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 20, 2010
Children, General, Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments

Deacon giving Mother’s Day talk in Sacrament talk: I searched the Internet to find the origins of Mother’s day. I found 4 different versions. I didn’t know which one was true, so I just picked the one I like the best.

Overheard by: HIStory

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Mom Made Me Do It

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 18, 2010
Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / 1 Comment

Deacon speaking in sacrament meeting: Do you think anyone would go on a mission if they just lived with their dads?

Overheard by: MuffledTitters

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Men By Definition

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 11, 2010
General, Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Young man speaking on Mother’s Day: Not all people can be Moms. Those people are called men.
Overheard by: Angie

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Multiply And Replenish

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on September 27, 2009
Elders, General, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment

20-something married guy while giving a talk: My wife and I have been married for a couple of years. We’ve been trying to have a baby. It’s been really fun!

Overheard by: Jessica

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Laman and Lemuel Were Democrats

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on September 13, 2009
General, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments

Sacrament meeting talk: I don’t like to bring up politics in church, but last year in the Republican Cactus…

Overheard by: Tony Brown

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I Like My Drinks Dry

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on August 26, 2009
General, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

Sister giving a talk on the Word of Wisdom: It’s against my religion to drink liquid.

Overheard by: Lime Jello Shots with Carrot

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