Bishop to Fifth Sunday School Class: Now… we still need one more priesthood holder to go up to camp and sleep with the young women…
Submitted by: Count me in!
Sunday School
Sunday School Teacher to Older Woman: Sister Smith, are you as old as your husband?
Sister Smith: Don’t ever say that, or I’ll hit you in the face!
Overheard by: It’s Good to be Fugal
Sunday School Teacher: What other world leaders can we compare to the wicked King Noah?
Class Member #1: Nicolae Ceaucescu
Class Member #2: Pol Pot
Class Member #3: Kim Jong Il
#3′s Friend: Wow, how did you know that?
Class Member #3: I saw him on Saturday Night Live.
Overheard by: Mel Gibson’s Girlfriend
Sunday School participant discussing the scriptures:The great and wondrous condensation of the Lord…
Overheard by: Juli’s Umbrella
Sunday School Teacher: The people worshipped Princess Diana. Wait, I mean the Goddess Diana.
Overheard in the Ward by: Prince Harry’s Girlfriend
