Overheard In The Ward

Lady introducing her college-aged daughter to the gospel doctrine class: This is my daughter, she’s just moved here and is now living with us.
Man sitting in back corner next to his wife: Is she single?!

Overheard by: Glad-Is Married

Gospel Doctrine teacher in a lesson about family history: Whenever I go to my parents’ hometown, people either think I’m a Black, which is my mother’s maiden name, or a Brown, which is my father’s maiden name.

Overheard by: Middle Name Green

Sunday school teacher: So, reading your family history helps you get to know your ancestors and you get to find out which ones were black… I mean the black sheep of the family.

Overheard by: The Hot Pink Sheep

Priest reading from the New Testament in class: Simon, whose username was Peter… wait…

Overheard by: BYUFreshWOman

Sunday School Teacher: Has anyone had someone do something that hurt their feelings?
Girl: Yes, my sister broke my Barbie this morning.
Teacher: Do you think you should forgive her? What do you think Jesus would do if she had broken his Barbie?
Girl: Find a really big stick and beat her until she bled!

Overheard by: Forgiveness is dependant on punishment

Sunday School Teacher: One of the most important things we can do for fast sunday is prepare for the fast. How do you think we should prepare to fast?
Class member: Go to an all-you-can-eat-buffet.

Overheard by: Side of Fries

Sister stopping Bishop’s testimony on family history: Bishop, I’m going to interrupt you.  Internet searches show that pornography is the number one search hit, and family history is number two. So that just shows how important family history is.

Overheard by: Jawdropper