Sunday School

Trials

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on August 26, 2010
General, Sunday School / 2 Comments

Sister in gospel doctrine: It says that Job lost his sons, but did his daughters die too?
Brother in gospel doctrine: It doesn’t say. That must have been the trial.

Overheard by: Ba Dump Ching

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And They Called It Puppy Love

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 15, 2010
General, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments

Youth teacher: Name a famous mormon?
Deacon: Ozzy Osmond, no wait Donny Osborne.

Overheard by: David

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Rock Star

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 12, 2010
General, Leadership, Sunday School / No Comments

Bishop after phone went off during class with a loud rock song for a ringtone: Oops. That was a new version of Love at Home you’ve probably never heard it before.

Overheard by: Bishop Hendrix

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Avatar Parable

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 02, 2010
General, Sunday School / No Comments

Sunday school teacher: Who here has seen Avatar? Ok, if you have then it’s kind of like this… Satan wants to use us as his avatar!
Class nodding heads in agreement: Ahhh

Overheard by: James C.

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When The Spirit Moves You

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 19, 2010
General, Singles, Sunday School, YSA / 3 Comments

Sunday school teacher in a YSA ward: You have a comment Brother Johnson?
YSA brother: Oh. No. Sorry, I was just airing out my pits.

Overheard by: Antiperspirant

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Elbow To The Side

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 18, 2009
General, Sunday School, YSA / No Comments

Lady introducing her college-aged daughter to the gospel doctrine class: This is my daughter, she’s just moved here and is now living with us.
Man sitting in back corner next to his wife: Is she single?!

Overheard by: Glad-Is Married

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Maidens In Distress

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 06, 2009
General / No Comments

Gospel Doctrine teacher in a lesson about family history: Whenever I go to my parents’ hometown, people either think I’m a Black, which is my mother’s maiden name, or a Brown, which is my father’s maiden name.

Overheard by: Middle Name Green

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