Sunday School

Holy Air Head

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 31, 2012
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Girl: Wait, Jesus teleported when the disciples walked on water? Can they do that now!?
Boy: Of course, haven’t you heard of project teleport! It’s all over the news. They have done it for like years—but they have human rights issues and everything. But yeah, they do teleport people now.
Girl: are you serious!?
Boy: Of course I still can’t believe you hadn’t heard of it!
Girl: Oh. Okay, sorry.

Overheard by: Miss Daisy

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Grandchildren Hunger

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 30, 2011
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50-year-old talking about his lack of grandkids: I wish my kids would get on the ball! I’m gonna buy ‘em a book… Procreation for Dummies.

Overheard by: The Special Hug

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I Am A Child Of Mexico

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 28, 2011
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YSA teacher: Where do we all come from?
Class: [silence]
YSA teacher: Where do you come from?
YSA class member: Well, I was born in the US but my parents are from Mexico…

Overheard by: The Wuera

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Bueller… Bueller?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 26, 2011
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YSA sunday school teacher: So, who died for us?
Class: [silence]
YSA teacher: Really?!

Overheard by: The Wuera

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What’s That Smell?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 31, 2011
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Sunday School Teacher: What is a ‘stupor of thought’?
Male student: Well, it’s like a brain fart.
Sunday School Teacher: You’re right, but we probably shouldn’t call it a ‘fart’, your mom might get mad.
Female student, sister of the male student: No way, we say that all the time at our house.

Overheard by: Sister Stupor

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Causes Of Singleness

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 26, 2011
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YSA sunday school teacher: There was a leper. Can somebody quickly tell me what leprosy is?
RM: Leprosy was a disease, and nobody wanted to catch it, but it was very contagious, and very hampering on the skin. It made you have to change clothes every day!

Overheard by: What Is Diarrhea Mouth?

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The Martyrdom

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 17, 2011
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Sunday school teacher: How did Joseph Smith die?
YM: He got drive-by’d

Overheard by: Kale

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