Sister in gospel doctrine: It says that Job lost his sons, but did his daughters die too?
Brother in gospel doctrine: It doesn’t say. That must have been the trial.
Overheard by: Ba Dump Ching
Sunday School
Youth teacher: Name a famous mormon?
Deacon: Ozzy Osmond, no wait Donny Osborne.
Overheard by: David
Bishop after phone went off during class with a loud rock song for a ringtone: Oops. That was a new version of Love at Home you’ve probably never heard it before.
Overheard by: Bishop Hendrix
Sunday school teacher: Who here has seen Avatar? Ok, if you have then it’s kind of like this… Satan wants to use us as his avatar!
Class nodding heads in agreement: Ahhh
Overheard by: James C.
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on January 19, 2010
General, Singles, Sunday School, YSA / 3 Comments
General, Singles, Sunday School, YSA / 3 Comments
Sunday school teacher in a YSA ward: You have a comment Brother Johnson?
YSA brother: Oh. No. Sorry, I was just airing out my pits.
Overheard by: Antiperspirant
Lady introducing her college-aged daughter to the gospel doctrine class: This is my daughter, she’s just moved here and is now living with us.
Man sitting in back corner next to his wife: Is she single?!
Overheard by: Glad-Is Married
Gospel Doctrine teacher in a lesson about family history: Whenever I go to my parents’ hometown, people either think I’m a Black, which is my mother’s maiden name, or a Brown, which is my father’s maiden name.
Overheard by: Middle Name Green
