Primary President in Sharing time: When we are Baptized, we have to go all the way under the water. Does anyone know what that is called?
8 year old: It’s called immersion.
PP: Yes! So then when we are baptized by immersion, we need to…
4 year old: Hold our breath!
Overheard by: The Sunbeam Herder
Primary Children Singing: I wonder when He comes again, will herald angels sing?
Confused Sunbeam to Teacher: Are all angels named Harold?
Overheard by: Shanana
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Primary Teacher: What will you ask Jesus when he comes back?
Sunbeam: I will ask him were Santa Claus is.
Overheard by: EZ Bake Oven
Sunbeam teacher: When we lived in heaven with Heavenly Father we were spirits, and when we came to earth, Heavenly Father gave us our bodies.
Sunbeam: Yeah, and I’m big and SEXY!”
Overheard by: The Sunbeam Herder
Primary Teacher: Did any of YOUR parents build a house on sand??
Children: Nooooooooo
Sunbeam: Our house is built on grass!
Overheard by: Susie
Primary Teacher: And so, hail rained down from the sky upon Egypt.
Sunbeam: Hail! I know that word, my mom is always saying ‘What the freaking hail!’
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Sunbeam: Jesus told us not to bite our fingernails.
Overheard by: Rico
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