Teacher: Laman and Lemuel were Nephi’s older brothers, and they weren’t obedient.
Sunbeam: They were bad guys?
Teacher: Yes.
Sunbeam: Oh… my mom says all the bad guys live in Utah.
Overheard by: Not From Utah
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Primary President: How can we show Heavenly Father we love him?
Sunbeam standing up and raising a fist in the air: Fight for freedom!
Overheard by: AFarSea
Sunbeam Teacher teaching about gratitude: I’m grateful for my family. Can you tell me what you’re grateful for?
David: PICK ME!
Sunbeam Teacher: David, what are you grateful for?
David: Spiderman underwear!
Cassi: I’m wearing Princess!! [lifts dress] see!
Overheard by: Amy
Sunbeam: I wasn’t very reverent in church today.
Teacher: Oh, really.
Sunbeam: Yeah, I didn’t sit very good. But it was an accident huh?
Overheard by: Orem Accidents
Sunbeam: I have new purple panties!
Overheard by: Skirts Up
Sunbeam teacher showing a picture of a chicken walking around her nest of eggs: Jesus created all the animals.
Sunbeam #1: Why did the mommy bird leave her chicks?
Sunbeam #2: Because they were dead!
Overheard by: CracksMeUp
Sunbeam Teacher: There are a couple of things we bring to church every week. What do your parents bring in their church bag?
Sunbeam: Tampons.
Overheard by: Laura
