Sunbeam teacher: So how are you related to your aunts and uncles? Who are they?
Sunbeam girl: Oh, I already know all about this stuff. I have lots of ants on the tree in my yard!
Overheard by: Mrs. Robinson
Sunbeam teacher: So how are you related to your aunts and uncles? Who are they?
Sunbeam girl: Oh, I already know all about this stuff. I have lots of ants on the tree in my yard!
Overheard by: Mrs. Robinson
4-year-old getting ready for bed: Mommy, will you sing Come, Comely Saints?
Overheard by: Homely Mama
Sunbeam boy to teacher while pulling on his bottom lip to show off his bottom teeth: My daddy [the bishop] has braces on his teeth right here!
Sunbeam boy’s twin sister excidedly raising her hand: My daddy—his two front teeth are FAKE!
Overheard by: Substitute Sunbeam Teacher
Sister Rodriguez: Moses freed the Israelites and sent plagues. What kinds of plagues did God send to Earth?
4-year-old sunbeam: Golden ones!
Overheard by: Mum
While the rest of primary is singing a primary song, Sunbeam singing Aerosmith: Dream on, dream on. Dream until the dream come true.
Overheard by: Proud Sister
Sunbeam girl: Want to pat my bum? It’s cuuute. And it’s free!
Overheard by: SomethingGirl
Sunbeam, bearing his testimony: I like to test my mommy…
Overheard by: Amused Visitor