sunbeams

Bad Romance

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 27, 2011
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Sunbeam teacher: What’s your favorite Church song—and we’ll sing it together as a class?
Boy: Lady Gaga!

Overheard by: I was born this way

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Given A Voice

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 10, 2011
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Teacher, holding a picture of a baby being blessed: Who is the person praying in this picture?
Sunbeam: The baby!
Teacher: The baby is praying in this picture? What is the baby saying?
Sunbeam: “Help me!”

Overheard by: Morgen

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Loves, Fishes and Golf Tees

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 31, 2011
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Sunbeam teacher: All the people who came to hear Jesus were Hungry. Do you guys get hungry?
Very excited sunbeam: On sundays we see fishes and we get hungry and we go golfing like this! Whoosh!

Overheard by: Las Vegas GolfPro

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Whale of a Day

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 10, 2011
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Teacher: Which animal picture do you want to pick Adam?
Sunbeam: The whale!
Sunbeam #2: But I wanted the whale!
Teacher: Well Adam was reverent so he got to pick first, so he gets the whale.
Sunbeam #2 putting his face in his hands: My teacher is ruining my day!

Overheard by: Sis. Beluga

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Literalists

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 10, 2010
Children, Primary / No Comments

Sunbeam teacher teaching about saying sorry and showing the class a picture: See this little boy is sad and he will be happy if you say sorry.
Sunbeam: It’s a picture, he will never be happy.

Overheard by: Never

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Mom’s Go-To Phrase

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 06, 2010
Children, Primary / No Comments

Sunbeam boy: Can we go get a drink of water?
Substitute teacher: Not yet. Maybe in a little bit.
Sunbeam boy with an excited and large grin on his face: Hey! that’s what my mom always says!

Overheard by: Alli

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The Lord Has Shown Me How I Can

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 02, 2010
Children, General, Primary / 1 Comment

3-year-old girl singing: Families can be together forever, through Heavenly Father’s plan, I always want to be a vile family, and the Lord has shown me how I can, The Lord has shown me how I can!

Overheard by: Danny

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