Overheard In The Ward

Primary chorister to junior primary learning the song ‘Baptism’: How was Jesus Baptized?
Sunbeam Boy: By emergency!

Overheard by: Baptism. Stat!

Sunbeam giving a talk in primary: I’m thankful for my potty.
Mom helping sunbeam overheard through the mic: No, not potty… body.

Overheard by: pRiMaRy!!!

Newlywed Teacher: Heavenly Father wants us all to get married in the temple.
Sunbeam: Are you married?
Newlywed Teacher: Yes.
Sunbeam: Then why isn’t there a baby in your tummy?

Overheard by: And Are You Gaining Weight?

Primary President: Did you know each one of you is a child of God?
New Sunbeam: No! I’m a Tyrannosaurus Rex!

Overheard by: P. Pianist

4-year-old boy: Hey teacher, I have an iPod!
Teacher: Wow, thats pretty cool.
4-year-old boy: Its a pod that goes on my eye!

Overheard by: Kim

3-year-old girl telling her brother what she loves about Christmas: I love presents, especially present Monson!

Overheard by: Becky

Primary teacher teaching about doing what’s right: What would you do to be a good example if you broke a lamp?
4-year-old sunbeam: Go hide!

Overheard by: Kathryn