BYU Coed: If I don’t hear from a guy after two weeks, I assume he got married.
Overheard by: Lisa
Singles
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on September 09, 2011
BYU, Relief Society, Singles, YSA / No Comments
BYU, Relief Society, Singles, YSA / No Comments
YSA Bishop: I would love to offer you my services… as a matchmaker. Even if you’ve gotten to the point where you’re tired of dating and want to just skip the whole dating process. Then, you can bring me your names, boys and girls, and I’ll just pair you up. I promise I’ll do a good job.
Overheard by: Bishop Yenta
YSA sunday school teacher: There was a leper. Can somebody quickly tell me what leprosy is?
RM: Leprosy was a disease, and nobody wanted to catch it, but it was very contagious, and very hampering on the skin. It made you have to change clothes every day!
Overheard by: What Is Diarrhea Mouth?
BYU girl: But aren’t Mormon girls like that? They are just waiting for some returned missionary to get horny in that gospel sort of way.
Overheard by: Desiree
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on May 06, 2011
General, Singles, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / No Comments
General, Singles, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / No Comments
LDS girl: Have you touched his elbow yet?
Overheard by: Danny
On the back of a 1/4 page flier in the Cougareat:
NEED A HUSBAND?
I’M DESPARATE AND
LOOKING TO SETTLE.
CALL OR TEXT NOW!!!
303-555-9707
Overheard by: Cody
BYU student: I prophesy that I’ll do poor on my biology test. Every time I try to study, songs from Enchanted pop into my head!
Overheard by: Jarom
