Overheard In The Ward

EQ president: Will there be any fun activities at FHE tomorrow?
FHE Coordinator: Yes! I can’t give details, but we’re doing a game called Chinese Dragon. It’ll be fun!
EQ president: Will there be fire?
FHE Coordinator: No … No fire. There’ll be bananas though, does that count?
EQ president after a few seconds of silence: No. Okay, moving on..

Overheard by: Nickster

Sunday school teacher in a YSA ward: You have a comment Brother Johnson?
YSA brother: Oh. No. Sorry, I was just airing out my pits.

Overheard by: Antiperspirant

Sunday School Teacher in YSA ward: Does anyone have announcements?
Guy: I just became a nephew yesterday! Oh wait…

Overheard by: Nursing Home Loving

Single guy at BYU singles ward testimony meeting: This ward ceases to amaze me.

Overheard by: ldsjaneite

Sister speaking at a BYU student ward: … and to those of you who don’t have children yet, don’t worry, you’ll figure out how.

Overheard by: Ate

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BYU singles ward girl bearing her testimony and starting to cry: I don’t know why I’m crying… and it’s not even that time of the month!

Overheard by: I love you all. Wait, I hate you all.

Single girl bearing testimony: Well, I wasn’t going to bear my testimony, but i know that we all get extra blessings if we bear our testimonies. And I know each time I do, my future husband will be that much hotter… like Jacob Black status.

Overheard by: Bell Ehh