6-year-old boy saying a closing prayer in primary: …and please bless that when we get home we will be able to do what ever we want. In the name of …
Overheard by: Rachel
sharing time
11-year-old boy: Abraham lived in the land of the Chal-deans. Who are the Chal-deans?
10-year-old boy: I bet they’re the enemies of the sardines.
Overheard by: Charlie The Tuna
Primary President: Where are you visiting from?
Visiting Child: Utah.
Primary President: Wow! What do you think of New Jersey?
Visiting Child: It’s nice.
Primary President: Well… you might be the only one who thinks so.
Older Boy: Plus we have one of the best TV shows!
Primary President: Oh really? What’s that?
Older Boy: Jersey Shore!
Overheard by: Slurpeefiend
Primary Music teacher after reading Hel 5:12: Can anyone guess which song this scripture is tied to? A Song about foundation?
Six year old girl: Fear Thou Damnation?
Overheard by: Stephen
Primary leader: Does anyone know what the word “succor” means?
6 year old response: It’s someone who really isn’t good at something.
Overheard by: Jared
Primary President during Sharing Time holding a picture of Jesus outside the tomb: What is this?
CTR 5 boy: That’s Jesus when he came out of his cocoon!
Overheard by: Popcorn Popping
Sunbeam giving a talk in primary: I’m thankful for my potty.
Mom helping sunbeam overheard through the mic: No, not potty… body.
Overheard by: pRiMaRy!!!
