Sharing time leader explaining what “burning the chips for fuel” means: Cow pies?
Children: [blank stares]
Leader: Dung?
Children: [blank stares]
Leader: Buffalo waste?
5-yr-old girl: Are you trying to say poop?
Overheard by: Keeping Warm
sharing time
Primary Chorister teaching a song with the words ‘our home above: Where did you live before you came here?
6-year-old: Germany!
Overheard by: Church Mouse
Primary leader: Who can tell me what they know about the Holy Ghost?
Primary child: He is the best and most important Ghost in the history of the universe.
Overheard by: The Pottery Scene
Primary leader during sharing time: Why is it important to always obey our parents?
CTR 5 boy: So we don’t make them mad and wreck their lives!
Overheard by: Dede B
Sharing time leader: Now, bearing one another’s burdens is very important….
CTR 7-year-old: Especially now, because people are very sad! Do you know why?
Confused sharing time leader: Umm, why?
CTR 7-year-old: Because Obama is president!
Overheard by: Primary Graduate
CTR 5 boy: We are friends and we kissed.
Other CTR 5 boy: Why are you telling them?!
Overheard by: Primarily Mesa
Sharing time leader: When we are being disobedient, the Holy Ghost is not always with us…
5-year-old interrupting: Yeah, cause he’s tattling to God about what we did!
Overheard by: Leah
