Overheard In The Ward

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Seminary teacher: Sometimes Satan deceives us.
Seminary student: Stupid Satan.

Overheard by: Mortal Life

Seminary student: Hey Mom, my seminary teacher wanted us to ask our parents what’s the most important lesson they’ve ever taught us.
Mother: How to flush the toilet.
Seminary student: Ok.
Mother: No wait… love God is the most important!  How to flush the toilet is second.
Seminary student: Got it.

Overheard by: slurpeefiend

Female seminary student: I thought only men could be sent to outer darkness, since they hold the priesthood, and it only mentions Sons Of Perdition.
Seminary teacher: Well, it wouldn’t be hell without women!

Oveheard by: Thaddeus

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Seminary Teacher: Who were the three young men cast into the firey furnace?
Student: Shadrach, Meshach and… Radio Shack.

Overheard by: Abednego

Co-worker: Maybe we can reactive Shawn* if we put a scripture of the day on the wipe erase board.
Co-worker #2: Do you think he’ll even know it’s a scripture?

Overheard by: Utah is so not normal.