Wife of General Authority upon returning home from mission to Phillippines: While we were there, Elder XYZ* had a mistress…
Congregation: [looks up incredulously] [A kindly meaning ward member taps her on shoulder and whispers in her ear.]
Wife of General Authority: Seamstress, not a mistress….
Congregation: [laughs]
Wife of General Authority: …the seamstress would give Elder XYZ* a kiss on his bald head every day…
Congregation: [constant giggling]
Overheard by: Needle Natalie
