Mom helping child during family scripture study: I would that ye should consider that the things which are written upon the PLATES OF BRASS are true…
5-year-old: I would that ye should consider that the things which are written upon the BLADES OF GRASS are true…
Overheard by: Toni
Little girl to mom upon returning home from church: Mom did you know that Santa is talked about in the Scriptures?
Mom: Oh really? Are you sure about that?
Little Girl: Well, I’m not totally positive but it does say Ho! Ho!
Overheard by: Bowl Full Of Jelly
Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man.
Overheard by: Scotland YW
10-year-old girl during family scripture study: If God loves us so much, then why is he always trying to kill everyone?
Mother: He’s not trying to kill anyone. They were warned that they should repent and they didn’t.
10-year-old girl: Oh, then it’s nothing personal, it’s just business!
Overheard by: Julie
Father reading Alma 46:21: … they had rent their garments.
Smart-aleck family member: Why didn’t they just buy their garments?
Overheard by: Smart-Aleck Dad
4-year-old girl: I don’t murmur unto the Lord, I murmur unto my parents.
Overheard by: Kathryn
Sister reading from Alma 32:21: …therefore if ye have faith ye hope for things which are seen, which are not true… Wait.
Overheard by: Sunday School for Skeptics
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