sacrament meeting

Self-Ordained

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 05, 2010
Children, Nursery, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

3-year-old during sacrament meeting: I wanna pass the water!
Mom: Honey, you have to have the priesthood to do that.
3-year-old: But I DO have the priesthood!

Overheard by: TPain

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And I Will Always Love Yooooooooooou

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 27, 2010
Leadership, Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / No Comments

Bishopric member: We will now hear from our youth speaker, Whitney Houston…errrrrr um… Whitney Jones.

Overheard by: Brother Costner

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That’s So Over Used

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 23, 2010
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

Dad helping his son finish up a loooong testimony: … In the name of Jesus Christ…
4-year-old son: NO! I Don’t wanna do it like that!

Overheard by: tMeeting

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Can’t You See I’m Busy?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 19, 2010
Children, General, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

Mother trying to drag her son away from the podium after bearing her testimony: C’Mon honey, it’s not our turn to talk anymore.
Son yelling: I don’t want to go now mom, I’m pooping!

Overheard by: Sister Snickering

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We Are All Thinking It

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 16, 2010
Children, General / 2 Comments

2-year-old after receiving the bread portion of the sacrament: Uncle Booker, I got a BIG piece!

Overheard by: Krystal

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Singles Ward Introductions

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 06, 2010
General, Sacrament Meeting, YSA / 1 Comment

Sister bearing her testimony in a singles ward: My name is Jane, for those of you who don’t want me. I mean, don’t know me.

Overheard by: Me Tarzan

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Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 30, 2010
General, Leadership, Singles, YSA / 5 Comments

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YSA branch presidency counselor: The sisters are going to stay here in the chapel for Relief Society and the brothers will go to the overhaul.

Overheard by: ldsjaneite

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