3-year-old during sacrament meeting: I wanna pass the water!
Mom: Honey, you have to have the priesthood to do that.
3-year-old: But I DO have the priesthood!
Overheard by: TPain
3-year-old during sacrament meeting: I wanna pass the water!
Mom: Honey, you have to have the priesthood to do that.
3-year-old: But I DO have the priesthood!
Overheard by: TPain
Bishopric member: We will now hear from our youth speaker, Whitney Houston…errrrrr um… Whitney Jones.
Overheard by: Brother Costner
Dad helping his son finish up a loooong testimony: … In the name of Jesus Christ…
4-year-old son: NO! I Don’t wanna do it like that!
Overheard by: tMeeting
Mother trying to drag her son away from the podium after bearing her testimony: C’Mon honey, it’s not our turn to talk anymore.
Son yelling: I don’t want to go now mom, I’m pooping!
Overheard by: Sister Snickering
2-year-old after receiving the bread portion of the sacrament: Uncle Booker, I got a BIG piece!
Overheard by: Krystal
Sister bearing her testimony in a singles ward: My name is Jane, for those of you who don’t want me. I mean, don’t know me.
Overheard by: Me Tarzan
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YSA branch presidency counselor: The sisters are going to stay here in the chapel for Relief Society and the brothers will go to the overhaul.
Overheard by: ldsjaneite