Overheard In The Ward

Member #1: At least I got up early enough to have a decent breakfast.
Member #2: What did you have?
Member #1: Sour Eggs.
Member #2: [blink, blink]

Overheard by: Chattanooga Branch

Little girl during the sacrament: Grandma how come we can’t have butter and milk with the sacrament?
Grandma: Because the sacrament’s supposed to help us think about Jesus.
Little Girl: I can still think about Jesus with butter and milk!

Overheard by: Multitasking

Bishopric Counselor announcing musical numbers in sacrament meeting: The Aaronic Priesthood will then sing the Hymn Slightly Beams Our Father’s Mercy. Following our Stake President’s remarks our closing song will be Called to Service, Hymn 249.

Overheard by: JM

Husband, during the partaking of bread: If I’m hungry, can I take two pieces of bread?
Wife: You are horrible.

Overheard by: Dallske

Young mother holding screaming child: Sorry, he just figured out he can scream, and he thinks he’s funny. I thought he’d be sleeping through sacrament by now.
Older Sister pointing to sleeping husband: They usually don’t start that ’til they’re forty.

Overheard by: Thomas S

Talk in sacrament meeting: I want to apologize in advance because when I get nervous, my feet get all wet and my mouth gets dry. So, if you see me sticking my foot in my mouth, it just means im nervous.

Overheard by: Hoof Breath

5-year-old bearing testimony: Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day… Oh wait.

Overheard by: Prayerimony