Brother giving talk from pulpit: And I look forward to the Millennium when all the animals will be returned to the their true color… white. And the unicorns will return to the earth. Amen
Overheard by: Dodo Bird
sacrament meeting
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on March 15, 2010
General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
First counselor in sacrament meeting having a lapse of memory: And this is Bishop, uh… uh…
Bishop Lowder whispering to him: Lowder! Lowder!
First counselor confused: Uhmm… uh…
Overheard by: Nick
Printed in the sacrament meeting program: Opening Song – Hark The Herald Angels Sin
Overheard by: Clipped Wings
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 21, 2010
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
5-year-old boy bearing testimony: I just want to say that I’m so proud of my family because they’ve stopped saying the F-word.
5-year-old’s dad gets up later: Just so you know, the F-word is “fart.”
Overheard by: Tash
3-year-old girl during sacrament meeting: Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground!
Overheard by: Tash
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 19, 2010
General, Sacrament Meeting, Singles, YSA / 3 Comments
General, Sacrament Meeting, Singles, YSA / 3 Comments
YSA girl: Where are you from?
YSA girl #2: I’m from Vermont.
YSA girl: Oh, where in Canada is that?
Overheard by: Courtney – BYU-Idaho sacrament meeting
Sister bearing testimony: I used to pray that my family and I would all die in the night.
Overheard by: Therapy And Medication
