Overheard In The Ward

YM from pulpit on fast sunday:  You know how little kids get up and say ‘I would like to burry my testimony’? Well, today, I really would like to bury my testimony. I want to dig a hole and burry it.

Overheard by: Whitney

YM over the pulpit at a stake fireside: And I know that our leaders are usually right. They screw up sometimes too.

Overheard by: Bailey

Member of the stake presidency: Now would be a good time to take a nap… but I warn you, I do like to call on people that nap.

Overheard by: Sleepy

Bishop: Our sacrament hymn was chosen by Sister Jones, but she isn’t here today and we don’t know that song, so we’re going to sing something else.

Overheard by: If I Could Hie

Bishopric member at end of testimony meeting: I think we’ve heard enough of your testimonies today.

Overheard by: Bad meeting

High council speaker: Everyone had been talking about Y2K. I didn’t know what Y2K was. I thought it was a new kind of personal lubricant.

Overheard by: Y2KY

7-year-old boy in sacrament meeting: When is snackrament? My mom did not make breakfast.

Overheard by: D. Con