5-year-old boy bearing testimony: I just want to say that I’m so proud of my family because they’ve stopped saying the F-word.
5-year-old’s dad gets up later: Just so you know, the F-word is “fart.”
Overheard by: Tash
sacrament meeting
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 21, 2010
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
3-year-old girl during sacrament meeting: Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground!
Overheard by: Tash
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 19, 2010
General, Sacrament Meeting, Singles, YSA / 3 Comments
General, Sacrament Meeting, Singles, YSA / 3 Comments
YSA girl: Where are you from?
YSA girl #2: I’m from Vermont.
YSA girl: Oh, where in Canada is that?
Overheard by: Courtney - BYU-Idaho sacrament meeting
Sister bearing testimony: I used to pray that my family and I would all die in the night.
Overheard by: Therapy And Medication
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 17, 2010
Children, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Child bearing his testimony: I know that this church is true…and that Joseph Smith lived in a log cabin and transformed the Book of Mormon. In the name of Jesus Christ Amen.
Overheard by: Smiling Sister
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 12, 2010
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Sister giving a talk on food storage in sacrament meeting: I ground my own wheat and made ‘meat’ from gluten. My kids never knew it wasn’t real meat.
Grown son in congregation, under his breath: Oh, I knew it wasn’t real meat.
Overheard by: Tastes just like chicken
Sister bearing testimony: I promise to ‘forsake anger and cease from wrath’ when I, uh, have those hormonal urges from time to time.
Overheard by: Monthly Visitor
