Teacher: Like our bodies, the church has many offices, and they each have a special function.
Overheard by: And My Butt is the Garbage Disposal
Relief Society
R.S. Teacher: What are some ways that Satan has used modern transportation for his purposes?
Woman in class: Ever heard of the mile-high club?!
Overheard by: turleybenson
Conducting RS Counselor: There is a walking group for Men, Women, and Friends…
RS President: Um, I think it’s supposed to be Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Overheard by: Everyone in the Room
