Sister during break the fast prayer: …and please bless the brownies, that they won’t be as fattening as they look…
Overheard by: JennyCraig
Relief Society
Older Woman Talking to Group of Friends: Lindsay told me that was the first time she’s eaten pie. How are you 22-years-old and have never eaten pie?
Overheard by: TheLittlestMouse
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on June 30, 2009
General, Relief Society, Sunday School / No Comments
General, Relief Society, Sunday School / No Comments
Sister: You know… your knowledge is the only thing you get to take with you. Unless you’ve got Alzheimer’s.
Overheard by: Be-rad
RS Sister: My FOURTH grandchild will be born next month! They’re more fun to collect than Beanie Babies EVER were!
Overheard by: Cindy Lou Who
Sister trying to recover from a bad lesson in Relief Society: You know… I don’t think we should worry so much about this. Its like that country song “Jesus Take The wheel”! Just let him drive you!
Overheard by: Sister Underwood
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on March 20, 2009
Children, General, Relief Society, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Relief Society, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Woman leaning forward to a mother of 4 teenage daughters and two newly adopted toddler boys: I just want you to know how much we truly enjoy sitting and watching your new little family.
Mother: Oh, thank you so much!
Woman: Yeah, after all those years of watching you here with your four little perfect daughters all lined up… it’s just so nice to see you finally dealing with kids that act up all the time in church! Ha! You’re just like the rest of us!
Overheard by: Sisters In Zion
Sister reading from Alma 32:21: …therefore if ye have faith ye hope for things which are seen, which are not true… Wait.
Overheard by: Sunday School for Skeptics
