Sister: Somewhere inside of me there is a skinny gal screaming because the fat girl is sitting on her and eating pie.
Overheard by: GreenEyedDeb
Relief Society
Sister giving lesson in relief society in singles ward: What things are you greatful for sisters?
Sister #1: Sunsets.
Sister #2: Boys.
Sister giving lesson: Well they are part of gods plan.
Overheard by: Sister Westwood
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RS sister #1 to RS sister #2 who is newly pregnant with 5th child: So I heard a rumor… is it true?
RS sister #2: Yep.
RS sister #1: Was it planned?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes.
RS sister #1: So you really DID want another child?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes. It would appear so.
Overheard by: MamaOfMany
RS President during announcements: Here’s the meals-on-wheels sign up. The Relief Society is supposed to sign up for the first week and then we’ll send it to the Priesthood to sign up for the second week.
RS sister: No. That’s not right, my husband signed up for two days on the first week.
RS president: Not on this paper he didn’t.
RS sister: Well he told me he had already signed up.
RS president: Is there another sign up sheet?!
RS sister: I guess so.
RS president: Okay,hmmm, well we’re going to have to get back to everyone on that. We don’t want you signing up with someone else’s husband.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Sister bearing testimony in RS: I know that Elder Bednar says that we can choose whether or not to be offended. But you know what? I choose to be offended!
Overheard by: And I’m No Taking Casseroles to Anyone!
RS teacher: Today we will be talking about … and children honoring and obeying their parents.
2-year-old sitting with his mother: Uh-oh
Overheard by: I’ve Been Setup
Sister during break the fast prayer: …and please bless the brownies, that they won’t be as fattening as they look…
Overheard by: JennyCraig
