Overheard In The Ward

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RS sister #1 to RS sister #2 who is newly pregnant with 5th child: So I heard a rumor… is it true?
RS sister #2: Yep.
RS sister #1: Was it planned?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes.
RS sister #1: So you really DID want another child?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes. It would appear so.

Overheard by: MamaOfMany

RS President during announcements: Here’s the meals-on-wheels sign up. The Relief Society is supposed to sign up for the first week and then we’ll send it to the Priesthood to sign up for the second week.
RS sister: No. That’s not right, my husband signed up for two days on the first week.
RS president: Not on this paper he didn’t.
RS sister: Well he told me he had already signed up.
RS president: Is there another sign up sheet?!
RS sister: I guess so.
RS president: Okay,hmmm, well we’re going to have to get back to everyone on that. We don’t want you signing up with someone else’s husband.

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

Sister bearing testimony in RS: I know that Elder Bednar says that we can choose whether or not to be offended. But you know what? I choose to be offended!

Overheard by: And I’m No Taking Casseroles to Anyone!

RS teacher: Today we will be talking about … and children honoring and obeying their parents.
2-year-old sitting with his mother: Uh-oh

Overheard by: I’ve Been Setup

Sister during break the fast prayer: …and please bless the  brownies, that they won’t be as fattening as they look…

Overheard by: JennyCraig

Older Woman Talking to Group of Friends: Lindsay told me that was the first time she’s eaten pie. How are you 22-years-old and have never eaten pie?

Overheard by: TheLittlestMouse

Sister: You know… your knowledge is the only thing you get to take with you. Unless you’ve got Alzheimer’s.

Overheard by: Be-rad