Brother giving prayer: We thank they for the prophet and his prophetic words and counsel.
7-year-old boy: Ha ha! He said the prophet has pathetic words!
Overheard by: CloggedEars
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Primary teacher showing class picture of Joseph Smith: Do anyone know who this person is?
4-year-old primary boy: Oh, I know him! Saw him taking out the trash!
Overheard by: Sister Gar Bage
Bishop: Do any of you know Pres. Hinckley’s Be’s?
Child 1: Be Nice.
Child 2: Be honest.
Child 3: Because?
Overheard by: ktmay
Primary President: Today we are going to learn some interesting facts about President Monson. Does anyone know how old he is? I’ll give you a hint… he’s pretty old.
Littlest Sunbeam: Twenty.
Overheard by: Kitchenditcher
Daughter looking at box: Mom… Is this a picture of Gordon B. Hinkley or just some other old guy?
Mom: No. That’s a picture of Orville Redenbacher
Overheard by: Betty Crocker
Dramatic mother speaking of her 17 yr old son: He left the hospital bent over and walking like a little old prophet.
Overheard by: Straight as an Iron Rod
