Six year old girl to her grandma: …and we thought of a new game! Like right now we are going to F-word the B-word!
Mom clarifying: Finish the bathroom.
Overheard by: Embarrassed Momma
profanity
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 21, 2010
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
5-year-old boy bearing testimony: I just want to say that I’m so proud of my family because they’ve stopped saying the F-word.
5-year-old’s dad gets up later: Just so you know, the F-word is “fart.”
Overheard by: Tash
6-year-old boy: In the Book of Mormon it says ‘ass’… but it means donkey. In Spanish.
Overheard by: We Haven’t Gotten To Balaam Yet
Father in middle of traffic and snow: This storm is H. E. double hockey sticks!
CTR6: Dad, if you say h.e. doubly hockey sticks you can’t be mormon. I learned it in church.
Mom: Then I am in big trouble!
Overheard by: RedWings
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 07, 2009
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Child bearing her testimony: In OUR house we are trying really hard not to use the F word or the S word anymore!
Child’s mother dashing up from back row: The F word is Fart and the s word is shut up!
Overheard by: F-ing Beans and Broccoli
Valiant 10 teacher: Shhhhh! It’s time for the closing prayer.
9-year-old bishop’s daughter: The teacher just said sh*t!
Overheard by: Classroom 109
6-year-old speaking with his family in sacrament meeting: I’m glad to be up here, but I’d rather be sitting down there with you.
Overheard by: Buck Snipe
