Dad trying to get his kids in the car on fast Sunday: Get in the car, dang it!
Overheard by: Another nickel for the swear jar
profanity
Primary teacher: Okay, this team is too noisy. I’m going to take away a point.
6-year-old: Dammit!
Overheard by: Kik
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 09, 2010
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Ward member bearing his testimony: … but sometimes I a am a stupid man.
Sunbeam: He can’t say stupid. My mom will make him go to his room.
Overheard by: Grounded Again
Six year old girl to her grandma: …and we thought of a new game! Like right now we are going to F-word the B-word!
Mom clarifying: Finish the bathroom.
Overheard by: Embarrassed Momma
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 21, 2010
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
5-year-old boy bearing testimony: I just want to say that I’m so proud of my family because they’ve stopped saying the F-word.
5-year-old’s dad gets up later: Just so you know, the F-word is “fart.”
Overheard by: Tash
6-year-old boy: In the Book of Mormon it says ‘ass’… but it means donkey. In Spanish.
Overheard by: We Haven’t Gotten To Balaam Yet
Father in middle of traffic and snow: This storm is H. E. double hockey sticks!
CTR6: Dad, if you say h.e. doubly hockey sticks you can’t be mormon. I learned it in church.
Mom: Then I am in big trouble!
Overheard by: RedWings
