Teacher, holding a picture of a baby being blessed: Who is the person praying in this picture?
Sunbeam: The baby!
Teacher: The baby is praying in this picture? What is the baby saying?
Sunbeam: “Help me!”
Overheard by: Morgen
Primary
Primary teacher: Who was Noah?
Child: The guy that did the thing in the place. You know what I’m talking about?
Overheard by: Passing YW
Primary teacher: Jesus told us to feed his sheep.
CTR 4 child: We saw some sheep in a field on the way to church today. There was a daddy sheep on top of a mommy sheep making a baby sheep!
Overheard by: Feeling Sheepish
Primary child: The three wise men brought gold, Frankenstein, and Myhr to the baby Jesus.
Overheard by: Advent Scripture Reading
Primary president: What happens to a person’s body when they die?
Primary child: It goes into storage for awhile.
Overheard by: Primary teacher
Primary second counselor teaching sharing time: Do we have things we struggle with that we might need the Savior’s help with?
Primary child #1: I hate mornings!
Primary child #2: And Mondays!
Primary president’s son: And Sundays…
Overheard by: Sarah M.
New CTR 4: I don’t want to turn off the movie! I’m not going to put on my shoes! I’m not going to gymnastics!
CTR 4′s mom: You have to go. You promised you would.
CTR 4: You’re wrong! I can do whatever I want to. I’m choosing the right!
Overheard by: Not The Boss of Him
