Sunbeam teacher: We need to obey the commandments, so we can return to live with Heavenly Father. Wouldn’t you like to live with Heavenly Father again?
Sunbeam: No, I don’t think my mom would let me.
Overheard by: The Skate Coach
Primary
Primary Counselor: So who are some of the people who help us be good?
Child #1: My Mommy.
Child #2: Jesus.
Child #3: COPS!
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Primary President: Before we came to this Earth we lived in the Pre mortal life, and we didn’t have our bodies…
Valiant Girl: Yeah, we were just like brains floating around up there.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Sunbeam: Teacher, I have the diarrhea.
Overheard by: Bathroom Break
Primary 1st Counselor: The first rule of the game is …
Sunbeam: I know the first RULE!
Primary 1st Counselor: Please let me explain the rules.
Sunbeam: The Number 1 rule is not to pick your nose in public!
Overheard by: Stormi
1st Councelor: The Bishop wants to know if we could arrange it so that one of the brethren who team-teach can go to Priesthood, while the other one goes to sharing time
*Silence falls amongst Primary Presidency*
Primary President: So what about the women? What are we, chopped liver?
Overheard by: Susan B. Anthony
Comment written by ward members to the primary during the ward primary program: More Cowbell!!!
Overheard (read?) by: Brother Walken
