CTR 6 Teacher: How does the Holy Ghost make you feel?
CTR 6 Child: It makes me feel all tingly, like spiders crawling up my back.
Overheard by: A waterspout
Primary
4-year-old sunbeam: My mommy and daddy got married in this temple. It has angel maccronie on top so it’s my favorite.
Overheard by: Lindsay
Primary teacher: Do you happen to have a glove?
Primary president: Yes, actually I do. Are you impressed? How many people do you know that have a glove in May?!
Teacher: when I was primary president, I always carried a glove. Ha.
Overheard by: In your face!
CTR 5 girl getting a drink at a low-pressure drinking fountain: They need to fill these up again!
Overheard by: Bishop Pharaoh
Primary teacher: This is a picture of Angel Moroni giving the Gold Plates to Joseph Smith.
5-year-old: Those aren’t the plates we eat off of! They’re square!
Overheard by: TastyJane
Little boy: You stupid imbecile!
Girl: Do you even know what that means?
Little boy: No, but I learned it on iCarly!
Overheard by: Nick
Substitute primary teacher: Can anyone tell me who gets the Priesthood in our church?
CTR 6 girl: The dudes.
Overheard by: Surfer Primary Class
