Overheard In The Ward

Primary child: We believe in being honest, true, chased by an elephant…

Overheard by: Jumbo

Sunbeam teacher: All the people who came to hear Jesus were Hungry. Do you guys get hungry?
Very excited sunbeam: On sundays we see fishes and we get hungry and we go golfing like this! Whoosh!

Overheard by: Las Vegas GolfPro

Primary president: Sometimes the answer to a prayer is ‘yes’. Sometimes it is ‘no’. And sometimes it is ‘not now’. Why might the answer sometimes be ‘not now’?
Small primary boy: Because Heavenly Father is busy!

Overheard by: Derek H.

Teacher: Which animal picture do you want to pick Adam?
Sunbeam: The whale!
Sunbeam #2: But I wanted the whale!
Teacher: Well Adam was reverent so he got to pick first, so he gets the whale.
Sunbeam #2 putting his face in his hands: My teacher is ruining my day!

Overheard by: Sis. Beluga

Primary counselor teaching Sharing Time lesson on the Second Coming: When Christ comes again he’ll reign over the whole earth. That means no more King of England or President of the United States…
Primary child: Yay! No more Obama! I hope Christ comes soon!

Overheard by: Sarah McB

Nursery teacher: What’s your favorite color?
Nursery child: Jesus

Overheard by: Ann

5-year-old during sacrament meeting: Why is EVERYONE going up on stage? I wanna go home!
Mother: Shh…because it’s Fast Sunday
5-year-old: Goooosh! Fast Sunday is going TOO SLOW!

Overheard by: Maile