Primary

Big Bang Theory Revisited

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 12, 2010
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CTR8 girl: My mom told me Jesus made the earth.
Primary teacher: Very good!
CTR8 boy: No He didn’t. There were some big rocks floating around in space, and they crashed into each other, and made a big explosion, and then the earth got made.
CTR8 boy #2 scoffing: Nuh-uh. That was on Bionicles.

Overheard by: Bionic Woman

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Or We Could Say I’m Sorry

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 10, 2010
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Primary teacher teaching about choosing the right: What do you think you should do to make things right if you took the cookies your mom set out for your brother and ate them?
6-year-old: Cut open your stomach, get the cookies out, and tape it back together.

Overheard by: Marissa W.

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Cart Blanche

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 08, 2010
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6-year-old boy saying a closing prayer in primary: …and please bless that when we get home we will be able to do what ever we want. In the name of …

Overheard by: Rachel

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Enemies Of Anchovies

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 06, 2010
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11-year-old boy: Abraham lived in the land of the Chal-deans. Who are the Chal-deans?
10-year-old boy: I bet they’re the enemies of the sardines.

Overheard by: Charlie The Tuna

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Primarily Jersey Shore

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 05, 2010
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Primary President: Where are you visiting from?
Visiting Child: Utah.
Primary President: Wow!  What do you think of New Jersey?
Visiting Child: It’s nice.
Primary President: Well… you might be the only one who thinks so.
Older Boy: Plus we have one of the best TV shows!
Primary President: Oh really? What’s that?
Older Boy: Jersey Shore!

Overheard by: Slurpeefiend

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It’s In The New Hymnbook

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 03, 2010
Children, Primary / 1 Comment

Primary Music teacher after reading Hel 5:12: Can anyone guess which song this scripture is tied to? A Song about foundation?
Six year old girl: Fear Thou Damnation?

Overheard by: Stephen

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That Succs!

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 24, 2010
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Primary leader: Does anyone know what the word “succor” means?
6 year old response: It’s someone who really isn’t good at something.

Overheard by: Jared

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