YM: How did you get 15 stiches on your forehead?
4-year-old cousin: Well, I wanted to be baptized like my sister so I dove into the bathtub to practice.
Overheard by: Whitney
Primary
2-year-old with a sheet over his head chasing his older brother and yelling: RARR! I’m the Holy Ghost!
Overheard by: ProudAunt
Teacher: What do we need when we go on a trip?
Child: A map!
Sunbeam: Dora has a map!
Overheard by: Enchanted Forest
Mother: Now remember, what does your necklace say?
3-year-old: I am a trial of God.
Overheard by: MammaD
Little boy: I love everyone! Well except for one boy and that is Michael Jackson.
Overheard by: Sequins
Teacher showing the picture of Samuel the Lamenite on the wall preaching, his robes blowing in the wind: What is Samuel doing in this picture?
Sunbeam boy: He taking off him’s clothes!
Overheard by: Rio Rancho, NM Panorama Heights Ward
Primary Song Director: I noticed a few of you did a great job in keeping your eyes closed during the entire song!
Primary child: Did I keep my eyes closed?
Overheard by: Dry Eyes
