priesthood

Oath and Covenant of the Dudes

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 03, 2011
Children, Primary / No Comments

Substitute primary teacher: Can anyone tell me who gets the Priesthood in our church?
CTR 6 girl: The dudes.

Overheard by: Surfer Primary Class

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Deacon Green Soup

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 08, 2009
General, Young Men / Young Women / 1 Comment

Bishopric Councilor: The deacons will have their opening exorcism… er exercises in the multi purpose room.

Overheard by: Mickell

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Respecting The Elderly

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 28, 2009
Children, Primary / No Comments

Primary President talking about boys receiving the priesthood: Do you know what happens when a young man turns 12?
11-year-old girl: Yeah, they get the priesthood and become more like old grandpas.

Overheard by: Giggles

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Raising The Bar

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 24, 2009
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments

Girl commenting on priesthood lined up to pass the sacrament arranged tallest to shortest: Look Dad, Raising the bar.

Overheard by: Jon Butler

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Tis Sweet to Sing the Matchless Pitch

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 24, 2009
Elders, General, High Priests, Leadership / 2 Comments

Music PhD student giving an announcement in Priesthood opening exercises: I’m writing a dissertation on using pedagogical techniques to teach tone-deaf people to sing and I’m looking for volunteers.
Bishopric first counselor: Don’t worry, Brother Johnson has already signed up… Oh… and it’s confidential, by the way.

Overheard by: Pedagog-a-what?

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What? No Cookies?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 11, 2009
General / No Comments

Guy giving announcements: This Wednesday the scouts will hear from five police guest speakers. They’ll serve donuts afterwards.

Overheard by: Michael Roney

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It always comes back to poop, pee, or boogers

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on October 04, 2008
Uncategorized / No Comments

While Exiting Priesthood Session: Lift where you stand? My dad had a phrase like that… push where you squat.

Overheard by: Numero Dos

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