Bishopric Councilor: The deacons will have their opening exorcism… er exercises in the multi purpose room.
Overheard by: Mickell
priesthood
Primary President talking about boys receiving the priesthood: Do you know what happens when a young man turns 12?
11-year-old girl: Yeah, they get the priesthood and become more like old grandpas.
Overheard by: Giggles
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on March 24, 2009
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
Girl commenting on priesthood lined up to pass the sacrament arranged tallest to shortest: Look Dad, Raising the bar.
Overheard by: Jon Butler
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 24, 2009
Elders, General, High Priests, Leadership / 2 Comments
Elders, General, High Priests, Leadership / 2 Comments
Music PhD student giving an announcement in Priesthood opening exercises: I’m writing a dissertation on using pedagogical techniques to teach tone-deaf people to sing and I’m looking for volunteers.
Bishopric first counselor: Don’t worry, Brother Johnson has already signed up… Oh… and it’s confidential, by the way.
Overheard by: Pedagog-a-what?
Guy giving announcements: This Wednesday the scouts will hear from five police guest speakers. They’ll serve donuts afterwards.
Overheard by: Michael Roney
While Exiting Priesthood Session: Lift where you stand? My dad had a phrase like that… push where you squat.
Overheard by: Numero Dos
Bishop to Fifth Sunday School Class: Now… we still need one more priesthood holder to go up to camp and sleep with the young women…
Submitted by: Count me in!
