Overheard In The Ward

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RM giving the opening prayer at his sister’s homecoming: Please bless the Sacrament that it will nourish and strengthen our bodies…

Overheard by: Alana

Primary child praying: Please bless the Prophet and the fossils.

Overheard by: Wings of Blue

5-year-old boy saying prayer: And bless that we don’t have tattoos… only fake ones.

Overheard by: D. Rodman

Tattle Tale

5-year-old praying: And please bless that Madison* won’t hit me anymore, or bother me, and that she will learn how to be good…
4-year-old Madison: Mommy! He told Jesus I’m not good! 

Overheard by: LaughingParents

CTR 5 boy saying closing prayer after running late in primary: Dear Heavenly Father, thank you that church is over and we can go home. In the name of…

Overheard by: H to the Eck

Primary First Councilor: If every time you said a prayer in church you said, “Please don’t let us run in the halls”, would that mean you were sincere or are you just saying what you always say?
[later...]
Closing Prayer by 10-year-old: …Please don’t let us run in the halls… [long silent pause] … Uh, Amen!

Overheard by: Chris

F&T Meeting – Middle-aged Woman: The ONLY difference between you and a child abuser is prayer… there were times i did not pray…

Overheard by: John Appleseed