Brother giving opening prayer: Please bless our church president, David O. McKay
The bishop following the prayer: Just to be clear our current president is President Monson.
Sister giving closing prayer: Please bless our CURRENT President Monson.
Overheard by: TimeMachine
Brother offering the invocation: And please bless the U.S. President and the U.S. Congress to pass President Obama’s Health Care bill…
Overheard by: DeathPanel
Girl in Spanish branch saying opening prayer with help from her mom whispering in her ear: Padre Celestial, somos tus cuates…. [translation] Heavenly Father, we are your homebuddies…
Overheard by: Spanish Branch Pianist
Valiant 4 girl praying in primary: Please bless the pioneers that they will travel safely.
Overheard by: Shannon
Sister during break the fast prayer: …and please bless the brownies, that they won’t be as fattening as they look…
Overheard by: JennyCraig
6-year-old Primary boy saying a prayer: Heavenly Father please bless our Prophet, Thomas S. Monster.
Overheard by: Brother Elmo
5-year-old praying about her newly-ordained brother: Please bless about Isaac in the Gospel, and that he can serve the food at church now.
Overheard by: Unsurprised Mother
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