8-year-old Primary offering the closing prayer: Dear Heavenly Father, please bless us. Please bless the food. Well, that’s if we are having a potluck today, but if not, that’s okay…
Overheard by: Potluck Equals Nasty
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Six-year-old girl: Why did they build the Rammy-dum-dum?
Overheard by: Suckers
Little boy saying prayer in primary: …and please bless that mommy’s grilled cheeses will taste good.
Overheard by: Melty YW
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2-year-old: Mommy, can I have some water?
Mother: After the prayer sweetheart. Do you want to say it?
2-year-old: Sure. Dear Heavenly Father, Can I have some water?
Overheard by: Todd
Nursery leader with three children in class, each only barely 2 years old, trying to start the lesson: Luke, do you want to say the prayer?
Luke banging on classroom divider curtain: [no response]
Nursery leader: Julie, do you want to say the prayer?
Julie: [frantically waves hand, shooing idea away]
Nursery leader: Hudson, what about you? Do you want to say the prayer?
Hudson: [blank stare]
Nursery leader: Screw the prayer!
Overheard by: Little Brush Strokes
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4-Year-Old Saying Family Prayer: And please bless that mommy will set the alarm so no burglars will come and steal Daddy’s underwear.
Overheard by: Fruit Of The Loom
Two-year-old bedtime prayer: Please help me to know the truth. And help Mommy and Daddy give me more candy. And…
Overheard by: Snickering Mother
