prayer

Lord Pooh

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 12, 2012
Children, Nursery / No Comments

2-year-old praying before a meal: Bless us eyore.
5-year-old brother: Was that supposed to be bless us o Lord? I don’t want to pray to a blue donkey.

Overheard by: Christopher Robbins

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You Don’t Know What The Kitchen Is Like

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 24, 2011
Children, Primary / No Comments

8-year-old Primary offering the closing prayer: Dear Heavenly Father, please bless us. Please bless the food. Well, that’s if we are having a potluck today, but if not, that’s okay…

Overheard by: Potluck Equals Nasty

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Zoramite Insults

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 20, 2011
Children, General, Parents / No Comments

Six-year-old girl: Why did they build the Rammy-dum-dum?

Overheard by: Suckers

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Real Gouda Prayer

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 25, 2011
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Little boy saying prayer in primary: …and please bless that mommy’s grilled cheeses will taste good.

Overheard by: Melty YW

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Make-A-Title

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 27, 2010
Children, General, Parents / 5 Comments

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2-year-old: Mommy, can I have some water?
Mother: After the prayer sweetheart. Do you want to say it?
2-year-old: Sure. Dear Heavenly Father, Can I have some water?

Overheard by: Todd

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Magnifying Your Calling

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 16, 2010
Children, General, Nursery, Primary / No Comments

Nursery leader with three children in class, each only barely 2 years old, trying to start the lesson: Luke, do you want to say the prayer?
Luke banging on classroom divider curtain: [no response]
Nursery leader: Julie, do you want to say the prayer?
Julie: [frantically waves hand, shooing idea away]
Nursery leader: Hudson, what about you? Do you want to say the prayer?
Hudson: [blank stare]
Nursery leader: Screw the prayer!

Overheard by: Little Brush Strokes

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Make-A-Title

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 06, 2010
Children, General, Parents / 3 Comments

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4-Year-Old Saying Family Prayer: And please bless that mommy will set the alarm so no burglars will come and steal Daddy’s underwear.

Overheard by: Fruit Of The Loom

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