6-year-old boy saying a closing prayer in primary: …and please bless that when we get home we will be able to do what ever we want. In the name of …
Overheard by: Rachel
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Primary counselor asking children to pray for others: Her parents are very sick and very old. They are about 85 years old.
Primary child: Wow! That’s older then Michael Jackson!
Overheard by: Krystal
4-year-old prayer at bedtime: Dear Heavenly Father, I’m grateful for this day. I know the world is true and mommy said I’m a cute little girl. And I’m grateful that daddy is home and I know that he is true too… and I know that those words rhyme. In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.
Overheard by: Apparently fictional Mommy
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3-year-old Montana: Dear Heavenly Father, please bless our food that it will be good for us. And please bless the earth that it will not be destroyed by a giant iceberg and please bless the Titanic that it will be more sensible.
Overheard by: Natasha
Mom: Ok, who would like to say the prayer for dinner?
3-year-old: I wanna say it!
Mom: Ok. You can say it. Don’t forget to bless the food.
3-year-old: Dear Heavanly Father, thanks for the food. Thanks for blessings that they can bless us. And thank you for transformers. And please bless them to destroy the evil forces of the decepticons! Amen.
Overheard by: Blue Eyes
Dad: Who’s turn to say the blessing?
Joram: I was in the Primary Program. I have immunity!
Overheard by: Sister Survivor
Brother giving opening prayer: Please bless our church president, David O. McKay
The bishop following the prayer: Just to be clear our current president is President Monson.
Sister giving closing prayer: Please bless our CURRENT President Monson.
Overheard by: TimeMachine
