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2-year-old: Mommy, can I have some water?
Mother: After the prayer sweetheart. Do you want to say it?
2-year-old: Sure. Dear Heavenly Father, Can I have some water?
Overheard by: Todd
Nursery leader with three children in class, each only barely 2 years old, trying to start the lesson: Luke, do you want to say the prayer?
Luke banging on classroom divider curtain: [no response]
Nursery leader: Julie, do you want to say the prayer?
Julie: [frantically waves hand, shooing idea away]
Nursery leader: Hudson, what about you? Do you want to say the prayer?
Hudson: [blank stare]
Nursery leader: Screw the prayer!
Overheard by: Little Brush Strokes
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4-Year-Old Saying Family Prayer: And please bless that mommy will set the alarm so no burglars will come and steal Daddy’s underwear.
Overheard by: Fruit Of The Loom
Two-year-old bedtime prayer: Please help me to know the truth. And help Mommy and Daddy give me more candy. And…
Overheard by: Snickering Mother
Sunbeam teacher whispering to little boy: Please bless that we will get home safely.
Sunbeam praying: Please bless us that we will get home safe from the monsters.
Overheard by: Editors Discretion
6-year-old boy saying a closing prayer in primary: …and please bless that when we get home we will be able to do what ever we want. In the name of …
Overheard by: Rachel
Primary counselor asking children to pray for others: Her parents are very sick and very old. They are about 85 years old.
Primary child: Wow! That’s older then Michael Jackson!
Overheard by: Krystal
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