Chorister to a Sunbeam on his hands and knees: What are you looking for?
Sunbeam: My booger.
Overheard by: Looks-Like-A-Yellow-Cornflake
potty humor
CTR 5 teacher: What is something you love to do? Something that makes you happier than anything else?
5-year-old: Farting.
Overheard by: MortifiedMother
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Primary teacher: Heavenly Father gave us a great gift. He gave each of us a body.
Sunbeam: Yeah! And he also gave each of us a potty!
Overheard by: Andrea
While Exiting Priesthood Session: Lift where you stand? My dad had a phrase like that… push where you squat.
Overheard by: Numero Dos
